How Maxime Bernier Inspired Our Annual Donation
Each year since we started this weird little satire project, we’ve put aside a bit of money...
- COVID-19
How Maxime Bernier Inspired Our Annual Donation
Each year since we started this weird little satire project, we’ve put aside a bit of money...
- City/Politics
Island Plan “Falling Into Place Nicely,” says Satan, Devil of Darkness
NANAIMO — It’s been years of planning, but now the Dark Lord says his campaign of...
- Fun/Living
Here’s Nanaimo’s Official Song (As Awarded by City Cultural Committee)
NANAIMO — The City of Nanaimo has finally decided on an official song for the city, ending a...
- Housing
Residents of Nanaimo’s Cameron Island to be designated UN heritage sites
NANAIMO — In an unusual move, the United Nations has designated residents of the condominium...
- Crime
Nanaimo Falls Victim to Devastating Ransomware Cyber-Attack
NANAIMO — Just days before the New Year, the City of Nanaimo finds itself in the middle of a...
- Health
Nanaimo Port Proudly Opens to World’s Most Hazardous Waste
NANAIMO — Randy Smythe had never heard of hydrochloric acid until he submerged his hand into a vat...
- Weather
Island Plan “Falling Into Place Nicely,” says Satan, Devil of Darkness
NANAIMO — It’s been years of planning, but now the Dark Lord says his campaign of...
- LGBT Issues
Local Homophobe “Horrified” to Discover What New Paint Scheme Means
“We had no idea,” said local homophobe Brigitte Lindholm. “Honestly, nobody told...
- Education
A Survival Guide to Being an Adult in Nanaimo
1. “Mayor Krog and Council are trying to fuck up the city.”No, they’re not....
- Health
Nanaimo Port Proudly Opens to World’s Most Hazardous Waste
NANAIMO — Randy Smythe had never heard of hydrochloric acid until he submerged his hand into a vat...
- Money
Nanaimo North Town Centre to become world’s first All-Harlequin mall
NANAIMO — A surprisingly frank and profane news release from the owners of Nanaimo North Town...
- Elections
Shocking Photo of Nanaimo Council in Blueface Discovered
NANAIMO — Nanaimo city councillors are under fire after a photo emerged of them wearing blueface...
