Reviewing Nanaimo’s “Trucker Occupation” Donors
The Nanaimo Beacon has come into the possession of the list mid-Island donors to the recent...
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Category: COVID
How Maxime Bernier Inspired Our Annual Donation
Each year since we started this weird little satire project, we’ve put aside a bit of money...
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New Restrictions “Too Much” Say Island Residents Who Lack Any Expertise in Public Health
NANAIMO — The province’s incoming restrictions are “going way too far,” says...
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Island Plan “Falling Into Place Nicely,” says Satan, Devil of Darkness
NANAIMO — It’s been years of planning, but now the Dark Lord says his campaign of...
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Island Health Surpasses 1M COVID Chip Implants
Island Health is celebrating another significant milestone in the COVID battle, with the...
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Skip the Dishes to Add $20 “Island Fee” On All Delivery Orders
SkipTheDishes will begin charging Vancouver Island customers an additional $20 per order.
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Our Most Popular NON-COVID Articles This Year
Here are some of our most popular COVID-related articles this year. In case you want to relive the shitstorm that was 2020.
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Our Most Popular COVID-19 Articles This Year
Here are some of our most popular COVID-related articles this year. In case you want to relive the shitstorm that was 2020.
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Dr Henry: Your Milkshake May Only Now Bring Up to Three Same-Bubble Boys to the Yard
VICTORIA — In a move she said she didn’t want to take, B.C. provincial health officer Dr....
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Nanaimo Orders Mandatory Masks for Houses
NANAIMO — Hallowe’en may be different because of COVID-19, but Nanaimo Council says it will...
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Nanaimo’s Mayor “Probably Never” Returning to Land
NANAIMO — Nanaimo’s mayor Leonard Krog says he’s “rather enjoying being socially...
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B.C. Releases New “Glory Hole Tips” Brochure
VICTORIA — The B.C. Ministry of Health today released a detailed 16-page brochure with tips on how...
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