Island Health is celebrating another significant milestone in the COVID battle, with the...Read More
Phase one of Nanaimo’s bylaw banning plastic checkout bags is now in effect. The bylaw...Read More
Today, a report was published showing Nanaimo as among B.C.’s most affordable cities. How did Nanaimoites react? The Nanaimo Beacon went downtown and polled a completely average sample of totally normal and demographically...Read More
NANAIMO — Island grocery chain Quality Foods is rolling out its new Child-Cleaning machines, which...Read More
NANAIMO — Environmental activists say Nanaimo’s recent badges of honour, awarded for its...Read More
SkipTheDishes will begin charging Vancouver Island customers an additional $20 per order.Read More
Following the resignation of beleaguered Governor General Julie Payette, the Trudeau government has announced the appointment of Tracy Samra to the role.Read More
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