Nanaimo’s New “Enhanced for Fitness” Bike Lanes -3
UPDATE: This story has been updated with comments from Nanaimo citizens; see bottom of article....
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Category: Health
Nanaimo Port Proudly Opens to World’s Most Hazardous Waste
NANAIMO — Randy Smythe had never heard of hydrochloric acid until he submerged his hand into a vat...
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Here’s Quality Foods’ New “UV Child-Cleaning” Machine
NANAIMO — Island grocery chain Quality Foods is rolling out its new Child-Cleaning machines, which...
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Dr Henry: Your Milkshake May Only Now Bring Up to Three Same-Bubble Boys to the Yard
VICTORIA — In a move she said she didn’t want to take, B.C. provincial health officer Dr....
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Environment Canada: “Avoid Inhaling”
OTTAWA — For the first time in its history, Environment Canada has issued an “Avoid...
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B.C. Releases New “Glory Hole Tips” Brochure
VICTORIA — The B.C. Ministry of Health today released a detailed 16-page brochure with tips on how...
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Nanaimo Hospital to Expand Treatment of Local Assholes
NANAIMO — Work has started on a new $3-million wing at Nanaimo Regional General Hospital, which...
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City to Flush Blood of Enemies from Faucets Next Week
“Never ingest the blood coming from your taps during this flushing procedure.” — City...
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NRGH to Replace Doctors with Parents Who Have Done Their Research
NANAIMO — Nanaimo’s main hospital will be removing up to 14 physicians from payroll, as part...
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Nanaimo Family “Horrified” by $4.75 NRGH Bill
NANAIMO — A Nanaimo family says they were “horrified” to discover that four hours...
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Warning: DHMO discovered in Nanaimo tap water
Dihydrogen monoxide (sometimes known as hydroxyl acid) is the major component of acid rain and can be fatal if inhaled.
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Nanaimo woman wins one-minute Naloxone shopping spree
A Nanaimo woman raced against time to grab as many Naloxone kits as possible in a one-minute...
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