Island Plan “Falling Into Place Nicely,” says Satan, Devil of Darkness
NANAIMO — It’s been years of planning, but now the Dark Lord says his campaign of...
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Category: Weather
Environment Canada: “Avoid Inhaling”
OTTAWA — For the first time in its history, Environment Canada has issued an “Avoid...
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“Fuck No”: Island’s Chihuahuas Won’t Come Out From Under the Couch
NANAIMO — “Are you fucking kidding me?” asked Bowser Cooper, a three year-old Harewood...
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Local dog finds only pissable spot of grass in city
A local miniature schnauzer named Dave has located the only patch of grass in Nanaimo suitable for...
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Nanaimo Resident Homebound After Sidewalk “Blocked”
He hasn’t left his house for six days now, and Nanaimo resident Dan Jakspo says the snow on...
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