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Dr Henry: Your Milkshake May Only Now Bring Up to Three Same-Bubble Boys to the Yard

COVID, Health

VICTORIA — In a move she said she didn’t want to take, B.C. provincial health officer Dr. Bonnie Henry has now restricted the number of boys your milkshake may bring to the yard.

“While I understand that your milkshake might bring all the boys to the yard, and it’s likely it’s better than yours,” she said, pausing. “Well, damn right, it’s better than yours,” she chuckled. “But given the current escalation in new cases, your milkshake may only bring up to three boys from the same bubble to the yard.”

Henry added that determining whether those three are in the same bubble can be a complicated calculation, adding “I can teach you, but I have to charge.”

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