NANAIMO — Homemade “feel good” signs appearing throughout Nanaimo are clearly the first wave of some kind of massively evil plot.

Likely tied to the Illuminati and Russian interference in the upcoming federal election, these innocent-appearing signs are popping up in the city.

These signs are, of course, hardly innocent and most certainly the first wave of some kind of sinister presence.

As a public service, The Nanaimo Beacon has located each of these signs and plotted their locations on a map:

It’s quite obvious that the signs are distributed across the city in the shape of the Illuminati logo.

Don’t say we didn’t warn you.