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NANAIMO — The City of Nanaimo has finally decided on an official song for the city, ending a years-long search for music that embodies the spirit of the Harbour City. The winning song, by prolific American musician and songwriter Matt Farley, is called "Nanaimo is on...
NANAIMO — Vancouver Island swingers admit this year's annual convention was quite different, given the COVID-19 precautions. Enthusiasts of what they call "the lifestyle" gathered in three rented rooms at Nanaimo City Hall last weekend for their annual "Turpitudinal...
Not to be outdone by Tracy Samra's film directing debut, former Nanaimo CFO Victor Mema is starring in his own musical titled "Let Me Pay for That." However, critics so far have been unimpressed. "Honestly, I would rather watch a six-hour show where the audience is...
NANAIMO — "I'm just stunned. Astonished, really." That's the reaction of local spear-maker William Ackron, who, for the third year in a row, was unable to sell his VHS copy of Rocky IV at the Nanaimo car trunk sale. The annual event brought together 100 vendors today...
NANAIMO — A new and distinctively west-coast style of restaurant could be serving the hungry needs of Harbour City patrons as early as this fall. But not everyone is thrilled with the idea. Pequod Pete’s Sea Mammal Eats will be a seafood restaurant that forgoes...
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