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- COVID
Reviewing Nanaimo’s “Trucker Occupation” Donors
The Nanaimo Beacon has come into the possession of the list mid-Island donors to the recent...
- City/Politics
We get it. NanaimoNewsNOW does not vote NDP. 🤣
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- Fun/Living
Nanaimo Beacon Wins 2020 Pulitzer Prize for Satire and Media Literacy
Pulitzer Prize jurors have awarded Canadian satire site The Nanaimo Beacon with its award for satire writing in the Media Literacy category.
- Housing
Totally Average Nanaimo Citizens React to Home Affordability Report
Today, a report was published showing Nanaimo as among B.C.’s most affordable cities. How did Nanaimoites react? The Nanaimo Beacon went downtown and polled a completely average sample of totally normal and demographically...
- Crime
Nanaimo’s Annual Thief Fashion Show a Huge Hit
Island thieves will steal their way into your hearts with these muted retro styles.
- Health
Nanaimo’s New “Enhanced for Fitness” Bike Lanes -3
UPDATE: This story has been updated with comments from Nanaimo citizens; see bottom of article....
- Weather
Island Plan “Falling Into Place Nicely,” says Satan, Devil of Darkness
NANAIMO — It’s been years of planning, but now the Dark Lord says his campaign of...
- LGBT
Local Homophobe “Horrified” to Discover What New Paint Scheme Means
“We had no idea,” said local homophobe Brigitte Lindholm. “Honestly, nobody told...
- Education
A Survival Guide to Being an Adult in Nanaimo
1. “Mayor Krog and Council are trying to fuck up the city.”No, they’re not....
- Health
Nanaimo’s New “Enhanced for Fitness” Bike Lanes -3
UPDATE: This story has been updated with comments from Nanaimo citizens; see bottom of article....
- Money
Nanaimo Launches “Invasive Dollarama Species” Removal Campaign
The Mid-Island is being ravaged by an invasive species of dollar stores. It easily invades stretches of highway, roadsides, and shopping malls that have lost the will to live.
- Elections
Rating the Nanaimo Candidates’ Web Sites
They've had four years to come up with a decent web site. FOUR. YEARS.
