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Nanaimo Beacon Wins 2020 Pulitzer Prize for Satire and Media Literacy
by thebeacon | Jan 19, 2021 | Uncategorized | 0 |
Pulitzer Prize jurors have awarded Canadian satire site The Nanaimo Beacon with its award for satire writing in the Media Literacy category.
Read MoreOur Most Popular NON-COVID Articles This Year
by thebeacon | Dec 29, 2020 | Uncategorized | 0 |
Here are some of our most popular COVID-related articles this year. In case you want to relive the shitstorm that was 2020.
Read MoreLocal Child Wins “Design-the-Green-Candidate” Contest
by thebeacon | Sep 29, 2020 | City/Politics, Uncategorized | 0 |
NANAIMO — He’s only seven years old, but Danny Oppen has won the Green Party’s...
Read MoreVirtual Nanaimo
by thebeacon | Mar 29, 2020 | Uncategorized | 0
To visit Virtual Nanaimo,please clickNanaimoBeacon.com/virtual
Read MoreBeacon Buddies Program [not satire]
by thebeacon | Mar 15, 2020 | Uncategorized | 0 |
Click https://nanaimobeacon.com/buddies/ to visit our Beacon Buddies site.
Read MoreOur Most-Read Posts from 2019
by thebeacon | Jan 1, 2020 | Uncategorized | 0 |
We reported on 86 breaking news stories in 2019. Here were the top 10 most-read: NDP Approves...
Read MoreLocal man “baffled” that his Facebook comments do not affect city policy
by thebeacon | Nov 26, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
NANAIMO — “I just don’t understand. I spent hours making Facebook comments.”...
Read MoreNanaimo RCMP piloting “state-of-the-art” Online Crime Reporting Fax Form
by thebeacon | Nov 20, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
The Nanaimo RCMP is releasing a new fax form which will allow citizens to fax in select...
Read MoreLocal Man “Gutted” That It’ll Be Years Before Next Election
by thebeacon | Oct 22, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
NANAIMO — “I’m just devastated,” said local welder Jimmy McGrath. “I could...
Read MoreCity of Nanaimo to launch once-per-year garbage pickup
by thebeacon | Jun 6, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
After a series of mechanical issues which have caused the City to miss weekly garbage pickups,...
Read MoreNanaimo residents to return to polls next month for FOURTH time in a year
by thebeacon | May 7, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
NANAIMO — Just one day after a federal by-election was held, the provincial government said it...
Read MoreErrington budget cuts lead to unfortunate sign typo
by thebeacon | Mar 8, 2019 | Uncategorized | 0 |
Citing a lower budget for this year’s fire service, Errington fire chief Dave McDavovich...
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