Today, a report was published showing Nanaimo as among B.C.’s most affordable cities. How did Nanaimoites react? The Nanaimo Beacon went downtown and polled a completely average sample of totally normal and demographically...Read More
Pulitzer Prize jurors have awarded Canadian satire site The Nanaimo Beacon with its award for satire writing in the Media Literacy category.Read More
NANAIMO — “I just don’t understand. I spent hours making Facebook comments.”...Read More
The Nanaimo RCMP is releasing a new fax form which will allow citizens to fax in select...Read More
NANAIMO — “I’m just devastated,” said local welder Jimmy McGrath. “I could...Read More
After a series of mechanical issues which have caused the City to miss weekly garbage pickups,...Read More
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